Shit Sandwich is a song sung by the entire Drawn Together cast (excluding Toot) in the episode The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II. It appeared during a montage in which the housemates returned home to find fame not awaiting them.
Lyrics[]
Clara: You dreamed of A-list parties.
Xandir: A talk show on late night,
Spanky: but those dreams burned up
Captain Hero: like a concert with Great White
Ling-Ling: and you're like a club owner without insurance.
Foxxy: It's a huge shit sandwich
Wooldoor: and you have to take a bite.
Clara: It's a huge
Xandir: shit
Spanky: sandwich
Captain Hero: and you have to take a
Foxxy: big old steaming bite
Wooldoor: of the shit sandwich.
Sound Track version[]
Clara: You now found the treasure
Firmly in your hand
But then you woke up
Captain Hero: And it had turned to sand
And now you have to face the facts
Spanky: It's a huge shit sandwich
Xandir: And you have to take a bite
Ling-Ling: It's a huge shit sandwich
Foxxy: And you got to take a big old steamin' bite
Wooldoor: Of the shit sandwich
Xandir: You dreamed of A-list parties
Foxxy: A talk show on late night
Clara: But those dreams burned up
Like a concert with Great White
Xandir: And you're like a club owner without insurance
Captain Hero: It's a huge shit sandwich
Ling-Ling: And you have to take a bite
Entire Cast: It's a huge shit sandwich
Clara: And you have to take a
Foxxy: Big old steamin' bite
Entire Cast: Of the shit sandwich