Ling-Ling's Battle Song is Ling-Ling's theme song that is recurrently featured in Drawn Together. This song usually plays whenever Ling-Ling goes into battle mode. In the official soundtrack, it's listed as the Ling Ling Theme. The lyrics emphasize Ling-Ling's brutal nature and reiterate that he is from a children's anime show. Most of the lyrics consist of Engrish, and the chorus is sung by a group of children (Kris McGaha) and the main singer is what is presumed to be their honorable slavedriver, Drawn Together composer, Eban Schletter.
Lyrics[]
(Drum intro)
Ling-Ling into battle go!
Fulfill destiny of the soul
Sever skull of adversary
Shove it in the poo-poo hole
All the children sing!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die
Ling-Ling master all technique
Obtain hundred-fifty level
Strive to greatest destiny
Through unparalleled bloodshed
All the children sing!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die
Ling-Ling to the challenge dare
Wherever the cards may fall
Children of the world unite
To collect them all!
Sing, you slaves!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (louder, dammit!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling victory!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling you and me!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling series three!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling the movie!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling über alles!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling über alles!)
Kill, kill, kill, kill, die, die, die (Ling-Ling über alles!)
Episode Appearances[]
- Hot Tub - The song was heard briefly in a flashback of Ling-Ling giving seizures to young children and was heard again when Ling-Ling killed Toot.
- Gay Bash - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the Sweatshop Kids. It also played again as the musical number for the ending credits.
- The Other Cousin - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with the fake monster, portrayed by Xandir, Wooldoor, and Toot.
- The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II - The song played when Ling-Ling shot a quarter into the vending machine and then took a whiff of Soiled Underwear-y.
- Foxxy vs. the Board of Education - The song played while Ling-Ling filled out Foxxy's test in a dramatic way.
- Clum Babies - The song played during Ling-Ling's battle with Hoochie.
- Captain Hero - The song played when Ling-Ling tried to kill Toot's Baby.
- Freaks & Greeks - The song was briefly heard while Ling-Ling jumped out to get his message from his father.
- Unrestrainable Trainable - The song played while Ling-Ling threw a Chinese ninja star at Wooldoor.
- Mexican't Buy Me Love - A Spanish parody of the song played when Ling-Ling battled a chicken.
- Charlotte's Web of Lies - A dance mix parody of the song was originally intended to play during Ling-Ling's performance but the scene was deleted.
- Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care - The song played while Ling-Ling suited up to cook rice.
- American Idol Parody Clip Show - Ling-Ling sang a smooth jazz themes cover version of his song as his entry.
- The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! - A parody of the song played twice, expressing Ling-Ling's sadness each time Ling-Ling was rejected by Xandir.
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